Buying
gifts for women ? I'm the world's worst !!
So I decided to build my
own shopping mall complete with all the shops I could ever need. And make it available
to everyone else
Now whatever I want, I can buy straight from my office
desk in a couple of clicks and get it delivered to my door in no time at all.
That leaves me more time to enjoy the delights of Penzance, wild walks & cliffs,
the sea, clubs & pubs.
Now I can buy all sorts of presents for women
that are unavailable in town
For simplicity I've broken the shops down
into the sections everyone is used to, just follow the links above to find what
you want
A friend of mine recently gave her husband a trip to Dublin for
him & two friends.
Whilst they were in Dublin waiting in the queue for
the club, there were 3 girls in front, one of whom was bending down - one of the
2 standing up said " When I was at school they called me 'Duracell' "
whereupon Nigel P said of the one bending down " Spose they called you: 'Ever
Ready' " In Cornwall that sort of wit would be highly appreciated, unfortunately
Nigel had to endure exposure to the Irish queue as a Cornish pervert
